Rejected headlines: • The obvious follow-up to KISS Alive III• Rock and Roll Over in your grave• Tried Calling Dr. Love but only got his answering service• Tragic end to an unfortunate Love Gun incident
No #WhoSay unless @SarahKSilverman or @DemetriMartin invite me.And I don’t see that happening any time soon. Heavy sigh.
MR. OWL, HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET AMAZING ROI? Here’s the original version of the famous Tootsie Pop commercial. By today’s standards 60 seconds feels like an eternity, doesn’t it? They’re still running the :30 and :15 cutdowns on TV. It was created in 1969. The year that man first walked on […]
Furthermore, I have no intention of ever getting one. (sorry kids)Tone Fuse claims to know otherwise. They got me to roll over their ad.And now I can watch their credibility play dead.
If you ever dreamed of sporting the Donald’s trademark coiffure, you can have it in four easy steps. Donald Trump is a brand unto himself. His flirtation with a presidential run is providing hours of content for the content-starved 24-hour news cycle.
If you had to pick a different career for yourself, what would it be? We’ve probably all heard that question before. Invariably my answer is that I’d like to be Bernie Taupin. Bernie Taupin is Elton John’s longtime lyricist.He gets to be incredibly creative. Without the hassle of having to perform. Bernie wrote but didn’t […]
The Social Networking Filter infographic
I get good advice from the advertising worldTreat me nice says the party girlCoke adds life where there isn’t anySo freeze, man, freeze “Koka Kola” by The Clash A healthy dose of punk cynicism about the advertising biz.They manage to work two classic Coke taglines into the lyric:“Coke adds life” and “The pause that refreshes.” […]
Wolf Hot Sauce
HECK YES! TURN MY HOME INTO A BILLBOARD. Call it selling out if you want to. But hey I work in advertising. So if someone wants to pay my mortgage for the price of painting some logos on my house, sign me up! We’re looking for houses to paint. In fact, paint is an understatement. […]